i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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