Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
no you cant smoke seaweed
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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