I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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