ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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