At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I had to cum in my sink.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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