why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I could make wine with my vomit
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Randomize
