My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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