Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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