I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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