I must be too annoying 4 u.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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