after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I love having hate sex.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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