You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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