are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
