Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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