My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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