im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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