If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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