Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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