Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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