Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Randomize
