Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Randomize
