He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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