she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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