What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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