So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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