what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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