We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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