Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Randomize
