I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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