hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
How external is "for external use only"?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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