I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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