I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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