There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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