She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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