We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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