Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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