He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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