Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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