We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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