i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
