Dual....:-)
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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