my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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