Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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