New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
