white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
That accounts for only three of the penises
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize