haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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