I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
