Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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