Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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