butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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