Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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