If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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