Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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