I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
the raccoons are back...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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