what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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