You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
just found out that she named her cat after me.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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