i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You dont lie about slip and slides
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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